I'm using the power of the pen to located a flash designer that can help me fulfill a quirky task. See, I'm no flash designer. Not at all. I do need one to make a SWF for me, the details of which are a little odd.
We need a picture of an animated, stylized monkey in a resizable window no smaller than 100x100 and needing to scale to 500x500.
The cursor, when hovered on the SWF, should appear as a boxing glove and when the mouse button is clicked, should punch the monkey in the face from whatever logical angle relative to the mouse cursor position and the monkey. The monkey should react as appropriate, meaning if punched from the left, the monkey should absorb the blow and move to the right.
I do want to stress the animated nature of this monkey and of the interactions. We aren't looking for realism, rather sophmoric humor.
Bonus points if the monkey takes on visual damage like a black eye, bloody nose or other results of cursor violence.
This gig does pay a fee to the designer and is of low budget, ideally suited for someone who thinks this might be a fun project (or who hates monkeys). Please send me your initial thoughts with a price range and some samples.
Note: No monkeys were harmed in the making of this post