From the You Can Not Be Serious file

I was poking around the web today and found a nice post from Doug Hughes about an SQL server issue. The post was commented 88 times. Many people showed their gratitude to Doug for posting the solution to a vexing problem. One commenter takes the cake however:

Hi

I have a same problem.
I am Using SQL Server 2000 in my computer.
I try to access the sql server 2000 from another computer. Its gives error.
"unale to connect to server"

Please fix it

Thanks

Posted By Jenkins on Jun. 21, 2006 at 7:16 AM

To which Joe Reinhart replied to, rather Tongue in Cheek:

Jenkins,

Care to send the IP addres and SA password?

Posted By Joe Rinehart on Jun. 21, 2006 at 8:31 AM

Then I laughed even harder when I read: (I placed the x's in there. I have a conscience.)

Hi Joe

In "connect to SQL Server" Window.
SQL Server : IP Address(114.x9.130.13)
I select SQL Server authentication
Login name : User Name (jenkins)
Password : pwd (*****)

Then i click ok.

Its gives error.
"unale to connect to server 114.x9.130.13"

Please fix it

Thanks
Jenkins

Posted By Jenkins on Jun. 21, 2006 at 8:55 AM

Wow! I'd love to know what happened to that server.....

Comments
O.M.G.

I have a hard time believing that people like this actually get paid to work in this industry.

BTW, Cannot is one word ;)
# Posted By TJ Downes | 7/23/07 1:51 PM
OK< i stand corrected. The Oxford Dictionary states both ways are acceptable. Smart guy ;)
# Posted By TJ Downes | 7/23/07 1:52 PM
how did you miss this comment:

mode="InProc"
stateConnectionString="tcpip=127.0.0.1:42424"
sqlConnectionString="data source=72.41.255.238;user id=flexida_creditscore;password=liontel"
cookieless="false"
timeout="20"

This is my connection string in web.config file..
When i click on next I get an error as: SQL Server NOT Found / Access Denied
link: http://www.creditscore4u.co.uk/web/customer_info.a...

Posted By Prinson on Jan. 20, 2007 at 7:28 AM
# Posted By todd sharp | 7/23/07 2:19 PM
@Todd,

Oh sweet crap on a crutch!

I guess I stopped reading the comments because I was laughing too hard. I wouldn't have dreamed there was a moron # 2. Thanks for sending that......


DW
# Posted By Dan Wilson | 7/23/07 2:25 PM
These people make me so angry sometimes. They clearly have very little technical experties, and very little appreciation of the time of the people they're asking to help them...
# Posted By Tony | 7/23/07 6:09 PM
Oh boy, I forgot about that...fun stuff :)

I do take my hat off to Doug when it comes to SQL server connectivity. Every year or so when I do a MS SQL project he gently fields a phone call from me helping me with the latest series of hoops and hurdles that MS throws in...
# Posted By Joe Rinehart | 7/23/07 8:59 PM
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