I was reading an article on Worst Games Ever. Here are some quotes that had me laughing:
The gameplay is almost as deep and engaging as flipping from one option to the next on a DVD menu...
It would take all of history's greatest geniuses working in unison with history's greatest untreated sewage to come up with uglier graphics.
Have you ever stepped on a nail during a seminar about trends in hydraulic pump insurance? If so, then keep doing it. It's more fun than this electronic wasteland.
Also, AIRCARS don't have brakes, so once you start accelerating, your only chance of survival is quickly putting in a different game. A typical AIRCARS adventure is you careening out of control through trees and waiting for your clumsy rolling bathtub to explode.
Good medicine for a cold rainy Sunday.